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...so everything is crazy over here and i just don't know how to slow down because work is like moving at hyper speed with all these new projects for this new company we have to do business cards and postcards and letter heads and everything else under the sun so i"m just here pumping everything out and hey it is what it is but having so many parties and get togethers at my house doesn't help but i love doing them but all this cleaning to party just to clean again is crazy but hey I love hanging with my friends and I get help really i do so i cant complain to much so you just have to keep moving and having that heart pumping even though i have been so busy that i haven't even stepped in the gym all this week but speaking of hearts why wont mines stopping beating over this this well i don't even want to talk about it because I don't even know what we are and I cant believe someone can be so nice and sweet all in the matter of a couple of weeks and it feels good but im scared and i want to feel it but I think I'm moving to fast so I need to just slow down but clearly when i drink that doesn't happen because my mind goes on and on and on and on and i say crazy stuff and i don't mean to say crazy stuff when I'm tipsy but it happens so i just go to sleep and sleeping is fun but that just goes to fast as well and all then bam here is Halloween and i have to dress up in drag and i don't even know if I'm ready for all that and i just got used to my mustache looking all fly and i don't even have any clothes yet and its only two days away and Omar is going to kill me if i chicken out i just need a day off well I am taking November 4th off to help Obama and we are also coming to the wire and all this information on CNN and fox news is just going so fast that i cant keep up with who is doing who and the stock market is up then down then down then up and I'm like who can read all those numbers so fast and i just really want to go home rest and just...

STOP.

BREATH.

And just enjoy the moment. 

NEW BLOG DESIGN :: TWIN'S BDAY

Ok I finally got some time to finish the new blog design!

I like it because its a lot brighter, and easier to read, especially on a cellphone! I know that my friends were telling me that the last template was crashing their phones, so this should be MUCH easier to handle now. I read blogs on my phone all the time, so it was important for me to make sure that worked. The heading at the top I can pretty much change it to whenever I want, to fit a theme, so that is cool. If you get tired of seeing my mug, let me know!

I like the last one, but this one is cool to! Something different. I mean I had this blog for two years now and never changed it. Wow 2 years? And I'm not even talking about adultswim! In any case, tell me what you think!

So this weekend was great! It was Twin's Birthday, and he was having the party at my house. I know everyone always ask: "Why are all the parties at Shawn's House?"

Well for the most part it is like the central focal point for everyone. Not to far and easy to get to. I have ample room for parking, its a two bedroom apartment so pretty spacious, and I have a lot of things that can entertain mostly everyone. Or like X says, my house is just "magical" LOL! We just always have a good time here.

So as always I had to clean. I hate cleaning. But what I hate most is having a dirty house, especially when NEW guest come over! So I went to work! I paced myself to clean one room in the house an hour. If I could just actually focus, I could do it in less, but my attention span never allows me to. Have to stop, check my email, see if I got any new comments on my post, make a phone call, send a text, you know! Either way everything was clean before the guest arrived so that's all that matters.

People started showing up, and I haven't even showered yet, so here I am with no shirt on trying to find some clothes. I'm sure some of the guys didn't mind! :) Besides I'm not one to really be hung up on clothes, or having clothes on in front of guest. Its my house! But for the sake of others, I found an outfit. A fly one to, from H&M, looked really good on me to!

So Twin comes, with huge platters of FOOD! He really cooked his azz off! Twin is always known for making drinks, three kinds in particular.

"GET RIGHT JUICE"

I don't know exactly what is in it, but its fruity, and STRONG, but more like a creeper. I can have like two of those and feel tipsy. This is usually the drink of choice at any of the parties we throw.

"PROMISCUOUS"

I don't know exactly what is in that either, but it is GREEN and has a pineapple taste to it. It was created for Xavier's Birthday especially for him, I have to show the bottle we created for it. Now that drink will get you to where you want to be, just like the title!

"SCORPION"

Now this is a new drink that Twin made, its RED and has a strong STING to it! Man, but it wasn't bad, have to taste it more to see where it takes me. Only had one glass of it at the party.

So the party was doing pretty good, there were at least 30 to 40 people by the end of the night that came through! Twin was enjoying himself so that was good. Fuzzy's play list wasn't too bad, even though we needed more Baltimore Club Music bangin! Of course they played "Single Ladies" 6 time in a row! AGAIN! LOL. I didn't mind, but gheesh. My computer room ended up turning into a night club, I'm telling you, but It was fun!

Sunday we all went to the Buffet to eat, and watched Saw 4 to prepare for 5 when we do see it! So yeah, that was pretty much my weekend. About to head home to clean up the mess from the party, which isn't too bad, and just chill and relax! I'm going to do another post tomorrow, now that I have a new look to the blog, I feel like writing everyday!

Yeah right, like that's going to happen...

BLOG IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION...

PHOTOS FROM THE PHONE...

Hey its me! Im starting to like taking photos in my glasses 

if there isn't a huge FLASH in them!

Last night I made Fish for the first time.

Everyone knows I can't cook, but I'm working on it!

It actually came out good. Had Veggies and Seasoned Fries as well.

This is a picture of Omar, my Canadian Friend Charles,

 and Derron getting there Mani and Pedis in NYC!

Those Chines Ladies know how to work!

LOL! Jay pointing to the sign "Active Bottoms!" 

Hmmm... how much!?

My barber, who is a great friend of mine wanted to experiment with my hair.

This was the first design he did. Everyone says it looks like the Wonder Woman Symbol! LOL

This is a design I did for a client!

I took a picture of it because my computer froze,

and I forgot to save! So I needed a reference to go

back to when I had to do it all over again, Uggh!

One of my good friends in his Christian Fashion show. 

Just looking fly as ever!  The place was called Cafe Shabach!

Sounds like somebody would have loved this place...

friends are sexy! get some! 

Not this one though, lol...

"because your goofy!"

So I found out that a friend of mine that I have known for a couple of months had a crush on me. I never would have thought! So I asked him, what makes me so attractive? Then he said, "because your goofy!"

Huh? Since when did me being goofy become sexy?

So I started thinking about it, and it really made sense. One thing that I have noticed being a "slut puppy" and what not is that a lot of guys are two things. Either very serious or very boring! In general conversation or during sex! What I also come to realize is that many of the guys usually come off "being Mr. Suave" but they are just a "goofball" like I am!

I like being "goofy" because Im soooo serious and professional at work, that I need a way to unwind when I'm home! Besides my friends are the funniest people I know, so you just can't help it. Laughter is just so important, you just need it to live really! I try not to take myself to seriously anyway. My boy sent me this picture to my sidekick of this cartoon character. He said it reminded him of me...

LOL, I don't know do you see it?

DO YOU THINK YOUR GOOFY?

HOW IMPORTANT IS IT 

TO HAVE A MAN THAT IS?