the gay demon

"...Once upon a time, I had a friend, that loved me unconditionally. Then she found out I was gay. Yet even still, she accepted me and loved me. Soon thereafter as I was telling her of my troubles, she took the opportunity to state that the cause of my troubles was that someone placed a demon inside me, and casted me away, never to associate herself with me again. It broke my heart and our 10 year relationship..."

Many Homosexuals have been lead to believe that we have a spirit in us that controls us and leads us from doing right. Some call this the gay demon. A sin, an abomination is he. For he is the one that will lead us to the depths of hell...

Meet Aden.

Aden is my gay demon. Aden possessed me at the age of 16, even though he was with me all my life. Like most gay demons, they have to use an object to tempt there host, much like the apple from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Aden had a hard time finding the right object for me.

At the age of 8, he tried to use my mother's lipstick. "Shawn try this, the color will look so good on you, Girl!" I picked up the lipstick, and turned it as it slide towards my lips. I stopped. Put the lipstick down and went to play video games. "Damn It!", he said, I have to try something better!

At the age of 12, he tried to use my sister's jump rope. "Shawn try this, it will make you jump for joy, Girl!" I picked up the jumprope, and placed it behind me. I stopped, put the jumprope down and went to play video games. "Damn it Again!", he said, I have to try something even better!

At the age of 16, during a sleepover he decided to use what I loved the most: Video Games! "Shawn try this, it will be so much fun, Girl!" So I picked up the joystick, and played for hours and hours. Then as I was beating the last level, my friend put his head on my lap. My friend was a guy. He was on my lap. Sleeping. Oh no, I didn't know what to do! My dick started to get hard! My face started to sweat, and everything started to turn RED!

Aden had finally did it! He finally turned me GAY! Oh the other Gay Demons started to pump and dip, and vogue for dear life! Who knew that videogames could make teenagers gay! It was all over for me, Aden was here to stay! Aden rejoiced in my underbelly as he sipped on a watermelon martini. Finally he was leading my soul to Hell.

As the months and the years passed by, Aden started to get impatient. He wondered. When will I be able to return to the pits of hell in which I came? This homosexuality thing just wasn't making me, well... evil. Actually I started being a better person. Aden was angry! "Go kiss on that boy, and see how the humans will hate you, then you will see the world's ways. Become Evil, let me lead you to hell!"

But the kiss actually made me smile. It mad me happy. It made me fall in love. Through my love with this man, it made me a more loving and peaceful spirit, standing up for what was right, and helping those in need. It allowed me not to judge, and see the beauty in others.

"No! That is not what Gay people do!" said Aden," You suppose to hide yourself from the world! Have multiple sex with multiple people! Drink and smoke until you get AIDS, and die in the pits of hell while wearing women's clothing!" So I asked Aden, who told you that?

"You did."

"Me?"

"Yes you, and the rest of your kind."

Then I realized that, the only way for me to be free was just not to listen to the negative comments and sterotypes that have been put on me. If I just stop beleiving that I had a gay demon inside of me, then it would just simply go away. And it did.

So the moral of the story is...

"Lesbians Lies & Fag Tales stop giving DEMONS power over YOU, give GOD the Glory! Your are a loving and beautiful human being gay, straight, or otherwise! Don't let nobody tell you about who you are! Your an evolving and every changing being, Live your Life! And play a videogame or something!"