Tuesday, May 06, 2008

enlargement

Just now, this "fine azz" dude comes in to my job. He was wearing a black "Obama" t-shirt with some sunglasses, nice fitted black jeans, and his chest and arms were looking right! I mean the dude was fine! He was on his blue tooth, talking to some girl on his phone. I have to admit, I was impressed with his confidence... I so want to be there!  He tells her he will call her back and starts to put in his order. 


So he hands me these graduation photographs he wants enlarged. They were very nice by the way. Lightskin, nice smile, haircut on point! I tell him the price and He wants to pay with Visa, but our machine is down, so he said he will be right back. 


5 minutes later another client comes in. Me and her are cool and start to talking. She says, "Umm Shawn, I don't know who these are, but you shouldn't keep magnum condoms on the office floor." CONDOMS! MAGNUMS! They must of fell out of the "fine azz" dude's pocket when he was getting his Visa. Babbbbbyyyy! Now Gio, the secretary wants me to give it back to him when he comes back! No way! 


He hasn't come back yet, will let you know what happens...


(Note: Would I be wrong to scan his photo and put it up here for you guys to see how fine he is? LOL)

12 comments:

Darius T. Williams said...

No - you wouldn't be...scan the photo - we want to see it!

Jay said...

Yes shawn you will be wrong to scan and post his pic, however, email me the pic when you scan it...lol.

BPS 4.0 : Soul Exposure said...

SCAN THE PICTURE!! Scan it. We won't tell. LMAO!!

Chet said...

It is always so refreshing to hear about boy crushes. I am certain you were in awe when the brotha walked in and he is looking so good, haircut on point, nice smile, deep registered voice, pecan colored skin, large feet and big well manicured hands and nails oops I got carried away I was thinking about the brotha I was sitting next to on the bus this morning.

Shawnqt under no circumstances are you to scan those pictures instead you forward copies directly to me and I will post them. LOL (Gotta respect the privacy act).

Unknown said...

Hand the man the condoms, smile and say something flippant - "Folks almost broke their neck on these after you dropped them. One person asked what was the person using them for...a tree stump?" Laugh and turn your attention away...wait for your response.

Don't scan the pics...it's a message to all of us that photo processing holds no privacy...scary.

j_shanlin said...

Shawn, when will the craziness end? LMAO I love it! You should return the Magnums and then for your honesty he may give you a "reward".. sorry Fuzz lol

Anonymous said...

Maybe he dropped them on purpose. Kudos to him for "being strapped" for those "random moments of pleasure."

Kat said...

Hey Shawn! I agree (mostly) with Cocoa rican. i would LOVE to hear that mans reaction if you said something like that! HAHAHAAHHA

But I think you SHOULD post a pic. :D

fuzzy said...

Hell yea, I wanna see! I woulda gave the condom back to him, you shoulda called me and I would of gladly returned the goods lol hahaha!!!

Moving on... Lets get some OBAMA shirts. how much are they and where can I pick them up at?

Yes I have had a change of heart. Lets do this and show our support for Obama!

iii said...

Go ahead Shawn...Scan that pix I wanna see.. LOL. DO an update on this I want to know what happens when he get's back.

Joey Bahamas said...

No Shade....I want to see this man, and his magnum!!!!! I would've given it back to him with a very coy, "I believe you dropped these. You should be careful, you never know when you might need them!" And tossed my tresses...dredlocks were made for situations like those...LOL

Promiscuous X said...

Hell yes....post the dam pix. Majority wins, now post it dammit. Oh give the condoms back too. He might start blushing and if so start convo lmao.

I'm waiting nigga.

Oh btw how does your stomache feel.

Joey/Jared/Jay - To Hilarious. Joey topped it lol