Monday, October 29, 2007

10 years later...



Life spiraled out of control for the blogger ShawnQt! After love was lost, he couldn't deal with the pain, so he became an alcoholic and a chain smoker. His best friend, Omar, stole their super heroic idea and made millions with a 3 book deal. He lost the lawsuit after his friend Jay totalled his car, making him late for his court date. It seems like all was lost. He called his friend Tyson after seeing him and his husband on Oprah, but phone calls were never returned.

He decided to get back on his feet and write a tell all movie about his life. He presented his script to his old friend, Blaq, who was now the President of Shady Entertainment. Yet, after years of promises, there was never a green light on production. Shawn was devastated.

Jersey Brotha took him in and gave him a job at a local gay club, where he dressed in Drag and called himself, "Chi Chi La Boom." He called Ty, who headed a Fashion Line in Milan to send him some of his finest designer dresses. Even his good friends TrackStar and X joined him as back-up dancers on stage. He called his act, "Fuzzy Dice, Tattoos & Curse Words: Memories of a Broken Heart." He was an overnight success, until the Dapper Reverend D used his biblical propaganda and swore to stop Shawn's homosexual agenda. Chi Chi La Boom was no more... and he never received love again.

You can read about him in Larry D. Lyons third book.

16 comments:

Soldier said...

lmao @ this..... definitely unexpected.... a breath of fresh air with all the tension and drama there's been lately...

lmao @ the pic too, this is just crazy !

Ty said...

Milan is fabulous darling. . But that isn't the outfit that I sent you. I would NEVER do animal print love, NEVER. lol

Larry D. Lyons II said...
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Larry D. Lyons II said...

uncanny resemblance.
simply uncanny.

Omar Ramon said...

Unmitigated faggadocious buffoonery!!

Promiscuous X said...

Sorry sir I don't do drag. LOL Never in a fuckn 10yrs will u see this chocolate adonis in a dress. Cute story though. Shawn I think u have too much dam time on your hands. Chi Chi La Boom, a mess lol. Dam I wonder wat my name is fuckn Chaquita Banana lmao. I'm so over this post.

Rodney said...

LOL!

Jay said...

X is right never in 10 years will he be in drag, however, baaaaabbbby....10 yrs 3 mo 2 blunts and a 5th of henney, that tall girl came out wit her naired legs, orange $10 payless pumps, black mini skirt and tiger striped tube top...lol. And we wouldn't have gotten in that accident if you believed me when I said I could do 10 shots of tequila at 7am on an empty stomach and not throw up, I never said I could drive correctly..lol.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Ummmm Shady Entertainment is owned and operated by Marshal Mathers (Slim Shady)...a scrawny blond hair, blue eyed individual from Detroit. I on the other hand am the PRESIDENT and CHEIF EXECUTIVE OFFICER (CEO) of SHADE ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTIONS! Now you have!

Having said all that, I could see X in drag after a couple drinks...LMAO.

~Damnit!

Jersey Brotha said...

I gave you a job at a gay club huh? Good! Now get me my first 3 drinks free! LOL (And yup, I'm picturing X in drag right now lol)

Kensilo said...

LOL... Love it!!

Trackstar said...

uh uh i dont c this whole back up drag thing i dont do drag but if i did i wud be no ones back up dancer lmao lol

SpecialK261 said...

lmao..that shyt was hella funny!!!!

Daemian said...

Sucks not being in on the joke... but the drag was fabulous! I could never pull it off.

Ailed LittleKnight said...

Haaaaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaaa

What made you post all of this? Its funny it really is!

Dayne Avery said...

I am baggin up at Chi Chi La Boom. Oh my... I can't even find the words. Shawn you are a fool for this one! lol