I swear to YOU! My dog is like a cat, and I'm not to happy with that! Yeah that rthymed, and I didn't intend it to. It just sorta happened. Like Chilli sorta runs through the house jumping, hoping, skipping and leaping all over the house as soon as the doorbell rings! Bitch, the door ain't for you! Sit your catlike azz down! Now, what's really funny is, Omar has a cat called Cooking Dough? No? Cookie Crumble? Cookie Monster? Ohhh... Its Oreo! yeah! I think he wanted the cat to be an O like him, think he sooooo slick. Well anyway, Omar says that his cat acts like a dog... chewing on cords, pees where ever, oh man its hilarious to hear! I don't like the thing, and he knows it. Same way like he doesn't like Chilli, and that's ok. Got him a birthday card with a big huge Chihuahua talking about peeing on him! Hmmph! Omar swears Oreo can beat Chilli in a fight. It's true. Then again, Chilli has a little gangsta in her! Don't let the pink collar fool you!
The Bitch was sent away for the weekend to my Mom's house. She spoils her to no end! Am I jealous of a dog? Well my baby gave me attention. Went to the Poconos with Twin, Xavier, and a group of there friends. While everyone wanted a winter getaway, I wanted to have a romantic Valentine's Weekend! But nobody wants to hear about us freaking like 3 or MORE times! Or how we put on sexy underwear and made love under the candle lights to some soft ipod touch music. And you don't want to hear about how our suite mate thought someone was banging on the door trying to desperately come in, and yeah... the sound didn't come from outside. Or how X walked in on us butt azz naked... sorry. Knock First! And you DAMN sure don't want to hear how someone found magnums in the bathroom garbage, and people were really trying to guess which one of us was, umm... packing. Ok, I admit, we went at it like cats and dogs, and yeah... I think he won.
Or did I let him win?????
The plot thickens!