Wednesday, October 08, 2008

chronicles of a slut puppy

(the muscle bottom)



"I promise Shawn, will make it up to you."


Like I haven't heard that before. Yet, me, I always give people the benefit of the doubt, give people a second chance, see the good in people. Some people make mistakes, and also some people just don't give a fuck.

That is why I'm a slut puppy now. Don't get me wrong, I wanted to be the good guy, the perfect boyfriend, always forgiving and understanding, yet like our Alaska Governor says, "No Thanks, to that Road to No Where!"

So I met this guy. I met a lot of guys since my breakup, but this one was different. He was 27, a year younger then me which was cool, and he seemed very mature. He was a little taller then me, brown skin, big brown eyes and an amazing smile. Yet all and all, I was more interested in his body. Ohh my Blog Readers, This dude was ripped like no other, I mean chest, abs, biceps, legs the whole nine! I was on cloud nine! 

I never attracted guys like this, but like my friend Jared said, I have a new energy, a new body and I was raging a sexual war on all of New Jersey (So thinks Joseph)! Guess Im gunning one body at a time... funny how raging hormones really make you say some crazy shit! Yet he wanted me just as much as I wanted him. I so wanted to get my grown man business ON!

So not to be a total slut puppy, I decided to start off slow. I invited him to dinner with me and my boys and have drinks later at the house. He wasn't able to meet our previous chances of hooking up, so he owed me big time! Then I get a that call... "I can't make it to dinner tonight."

See this is the bullshit I be talking about! Men always got something going on! Those "behind the scenes" issues is what I call them. I knew it was something, but didn't feel like being detective tonight. He could tell I was annoyed. Yet, he said that he would meet me at my boy's house later. Ok cool! Then as we was about to get off the phone, he whispered something that made my dick jump! "You going to do what??? Hmmmm" I was so ready now!

So as I'm sitting at my boy's house, taking back a couple of sips of "Get Right Juice," I get a call on my sidekick. "Im outside." Ok, cool, I see him, and he has on this tight shirt, fitted jeans, thuggish but still gay. All I can do is smile. For two reasons, he is cute as shit, and I am tipsy like crazy! I get all cheesing when I'm tipsy!

So we go inside, introductions around, and I get approvals from everyone, dude is tight! He gets himself a drink, downs it in one swoop, and smiles at me. I asked him, "Are u trying to get this party popping?" and all he says is,"With U." Then he leans over and tongues me down! I was so feeling it. I went to go touch his chest and pulled back. "What's wrong?" He said... I just couldn't do it! It was so big and tight, my dick was brick! Can a chest get this big? You can bounce a nickel off this bad boy!

After a couple more sexual songs on the stereo, a few more kisses, and one or two more shots, we decided to play spades. So the cards are being dealt, and my boy says to my date, so... how old are you again?

"Im 39."

I peeped over the cards in my hand and looked at him... my jaw dropped! My friends said my whole energy just totally changed, and it did. Here I was thinking I was a year older, and he is close to 10 years older then me! "'Let me see your ID?" sure enough... he was. Now this is the crazier part. The name he gave me, was NOT the name on the ID either! What kind of game is this dude pulling?

I went to the bathroom to compose myself. I was tipsy. I was horny and this banging as muscle dude isn't who he said he was. He ran into the bathroom and grabbed me and caressed my face to look at him. "Im sorry, I meant to tell you earlier, but we haven't had any "one on one" time to talk." I just looked at him and he smiled at me. "Don't hate me baby, remember I said I would make it up to you right?" I smiled, and my dick jumped again. I was cool with it, and he did look hella good for his age!

So we get back to the spades game, and I was fucking up left and right! I fucked up how many bids to set. I fucked up by putting cards out when it wasn't my turn, and I fucked up and put out a spade when I had the right card in my hand. We lost the fucking game, I just wanted to fuck!

So I sit back, and I apologize to my dude, u messed my head all up! Then he said, "I can give u some head, if it will make u feel better." I couldn't, my boys was right there, but then again that has never stopped me before. "I know how to loosen your azz up!" He gets a shot, and throws it back, grabs me close, and kisses me down, spewing liquor all down my throat! I was shocked and turned on! In yes, in a couple of seconds, drunk as hell!

It was going on 4am, the lights get turned off, and my boys are nowhere in sight. In my drunken states, All I see is this dude taking his clothes off and his body is so sexy from the moonlight! Damn yo, was this real? Really really, for real real happening! Is this what being a slut puppy is all about? I take off my clothes, and by his stare, he was impressed. I take down my boxers, and he was even more impressed, such so that he got right on his knees and "complimented me." I tried to say thank you in return but it was just feeling so g g g goooood! 

He picks me up and hurls my lil azz on the coach. No really, picked me up and just threw me through the air! Thank goodness there was plenty of cushion. He lays on me and we just start kissing and going at it! I lick on his nipples, kiss on his back, and make my way down the crack of his... "Ohhhhh shit, that feels so good Shawn" When a guy says my name, it is such a turn on!

His azz was nice, real nice! Plump, juicy, and deep. My tongue could have gone for hours, but he flipped the script! I layed on my back. He puts one hand on my dick, and one hand to his azz, and says...

"I really want you in me, its already wet and everything..."

Clearly dude didn't get the hint, or a clue, Im quite negative, and I want to stay that way. So I get up and go to the bedroom to get some magnums. Thank goodness my friends be slanging to! Which was funny cause they was slanging right on the bed in front of me.

"Where's the condoms, I whispered!" No one said a word, well that's not true, my boy said "ugghhh, yeah, give it to me nigga," but I don't think he was talking to me. After looking forever for them, I get the box thrown at me, and I swear I heard in the most devilish and deepest voices, "GET OUT!" 

Maybe it was the liquor tallking!

I came back out, I slip the condom on, and he proceeds to slide down it in one swoop. No Lube, I swear he lubricated all by himself! Until you dont see a banging muscle dude jumping up and down on ur dick, u haven't lived! The shit was tight, man! I wanted to bang this muscle bottom, all night... but I had to pee!

I go in the bathroom, pissed cause I had piss and I didn't have anymore condoms, and I was only in it for a good five minutes! Damn damn damn... but I go back out, and he furiously jerks & sucks me down. I stick my finger in his hole and as he moans, he cums all over my chest like a freaking waterfall! 

He lays back and I plop myself on top of him. Damn the shit was hot, but in the back of my mind I wonder... now that I am a good boy gone bad, can I handle the bad & crazy situations that come along with being a slut puppy?

Too be continued...

25 comments:

Omar Ramon said...

fun!...tramp...(u knew it was coming)

Trel said...

ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW...OMG LOL

Mr. Jones said...

It's too early for this.

**grabs church fan and cold tall glass of water**

Fuck am I talking about? There's NEVER a bad time for sex talk. Have fun, enjoy your new freedom, but remember to be safe. WRAP IT UP!!!

Oh, and I think it's obvious you can't wife this guy. He's already a proven liar. That doesn't stop you from smutting him for filth tho!! Ain't bust-downs the best?1?

Mr. Jones said...

Oh, and isn't a muscle-bound power bottom what the kids refer to as a "sex siren"?

See, I'm learning. LOL.

Promiscuous X said...

Where was I when this happened. I wish I was there....whewwwww. Such a smut LMAO


I knew you had it in you all along buddy.

jerzey_reality said...

lol for ur friends slangin in front of u and the devilsh voice sayin get out

Guess u learned not to drink and play spades...people lose their lives for messing up playin spades lol

ShawnQt said...

@ Omar
I learn from you!

@ Trel
OMG is right!

@ Mr. Jones
I am making sure that I am 110% safe!

I will give an update in second part, which is just as dramatic as the first!

And I never knew they were called sex sirens, ring the alarm then!

@ X
You probably would have P__D on them!

@ Jersey
Being a Slut Puppy isn't as fun unless you do it with the rest of the litter! LOL

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Interesting...

deonte' k said...

oh my LMAO... whew!!! LOL

Troy N. said...

loved what you wrote and how you wrote it; reminded me of jerzy days gone by...*sigh*..

Jersey Brotha said...

Embrace your slut puppiness Shawn. Let its arms hold you warmly lol.

Gary T. P. said...

OMG

Andre J Allen II said...

very interestin. vivid. loved it.

KB said...

ok you need to copyright that story dude cause it was hot! period! do you man-young, single, sexy-have fun.

Joey Bahamas said...

SHAWN! I was listening to Kim Burrell while I was reading this story. Just didn't feel right...you're doing shows in Jersey! Luv!!!


JB

Soldier said...

(whistles in the back, scratchin his head)

Anonymous said...

wow ...that was so well written......xtube here i come

Darius T. Williams said...

*bows head to pray*

AMEN

Lord, Have Mercy!

Oh yea, and for the record - Chicago folks take Spades and Bid Whist to heart. No fucking up the game or else we'll fight...seriously. Ask royce!

fuzzy said...

You know what? It seems like we switched roles. I swear this is something I would of written a long time ago!

Mr. Jones said...

Wait...X is into watersports?!?!?

**backs away slowly**

RocaFella07 said...

One question...Did you keep the hat on? lol!

;-)

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Hmmmmmm@ water sports... Wonder what X does with snow@ Mr. Jones. LMAO.

~Damnit!

Mr. Herring said...

As a silent reader (until now) I must say this post and your blog in general is always interesting.

Q said...

Thank Goodness I'm reading this at home and not at work...

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