Ok so I had a dream about having a threesome with Fuzzy and Sexy Barack Obama! Yes, Mr. First Black President himself! He saw me in Target kicked his game, talked about delegates, bought me a slushie, and ended up putting his hands down my pants, fingering my booty! Somehow we ended up in the stockroom! Yes I do feel guilty, but it felt sooooooooooooo good!
This is the last time I fall asleep with CNN on.
10 comments:
Damn you gave it up for a slushie...LOL!! I'm sure it was worth it.
can someone help me see where fuzzy enters the storeroom? I didn't see that in the story...
@ Bullet
That slushie was so good! hmmmm
@ Fuzzy
Baby, why all the details, just know you was there... somewhere. lol. Actually you was very fond of jerking Mr. Obama off. I feel so bad saying all this! The FBI is going to get me!
OMG this post is hilarious lol
This is hilarious.
I am going to need Obommie to get a tan...
You know, they have this amazing spray on bronzer that would work wonders for him!
a slushie? wouldnt that make your lips really really cold???
wow, this is crazy
LMAO! Wow.... That's all I can say.
So I guess it is safe to say that he as your vote?!?
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