I was inspired by Bougie to expand on this post from his newest entry, Self-Exploitation: The Analyzation of My Body.
I'M A FAT BASTARD! LOL.
Back in the day, I was Slim with Abs. Now after 26 years, a boyfriend for a cook, and a million french fries later, I have a gut and a plump booty. great! I know most of you guys are saying, ummm... where? Trust me its there, I just hide it very well! Now, I'm not overweight. I am usually 135lbs, never going over 140lbs. NOW... I'm 150lbs! I never been that much! This is a shock, for me! Well 150lbs for my size isn't bad. I just need to turn ALL of that into muscle instead of disgusting fattiness. I'm not saying I'm going on a diet, I'm not saying I'm going to work out everyday... but I am going to make a CONSIOUS EFFORT to come up with a plan to get rid of this mess!
This is all CALVIN'S FAULT! YEAH I'M CALLING YOU OUT! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
For those of you who don't know who Calvin is. He was suppose to run with me, but bailed out! He is one of my great friends! I showed you guys a picture of him before, but I'll show it again, just to embrass him!
Hey Cal Cal!
He is gorgeous. He has so many admirers, and he is just not into anyone. I respect that though, he has a million jobs and is going back to school. That's more important. Yet having a sexual occasion now and again isn't to bad to! For some reason I kinda push my friends to have sex. I'm always trying to find Omar a man. Omar can pull any brotha he wants, but he is so picky, and doesn't like to just have sex with anyone. But can't you just have sex with Mr. Right Now, while on the road to finding Mr. Right? lol. I should stop, but if I'm having good sex, I want everyone to have good sex! Besides, I like to hear about the hot steamy escapades from my friends. If you can't tell you friends, who can you tell?
You know what's funny? When I first dated Fuzzy, I would tell my friends about how good Fuzzy was in bed, and everyone would be so excited for me, and want to hear more. Now? I tell them about how good Fuzzy is in bed, and they cringe and cover there ears! Did all of the sudden good sex become so bad to talk about? Is it because they see Fuzzy different now that he is pretty much part of the family?
Anyway, back on topic.
When ever I meet somebody new, I would always ask them this question.
What are your three best physical attributes, and your three best personality attributes?
I'm going to ask that question to you guys! Why? Cause I'm curious so just answer it! lol.
Let me give you mine. Please note, don't give an answer of what people think of you, but what you think of yourself.
Three Best Physical Traits:
1) My Lips. I like my lips because they are soft, small, but plump. I am like the best kisser ever!
2) My Nose. This is a new appreciation. It so small and cute, and it fits my face well.
3) My DIck. I'm Blunt, I know, but got to be honest, lol. I will spare you guys the details.
Three Best Personality Traits:
1) My Open Mindedness: I am very open to other people's thoughts & realities. Non Judgemental. A Good Listener.
2) CrazySexyCool Mentality: The lovely ladies of TLC has instilled that in me. Sometimes I think I am a male version of all of them. I can be very playful & youthful, and I like being silly. I like to express my sexuality when ever I can, yet always tasteful. I can also be very laid back, cool, stylish, and get along with most people.
3) Creativity: I have it to no end! Everything I do, I got to do it right! When I'm passionate about something I have to give that extra something to it. Creativity is my Self Expression.
SO LET ME KNOW YOUR ANSWER!
[I'm at work, so I didn't edit the post, but I will later, I promise!]