Tuesday, September 19, 2006

is shawnqt going crazy?



Greetings and Salutations...
From the land across the rainbow!

We are the Gnomes of Shawn's Imagination and
we have traveled far and wide to bring you
this message to you this day of the sun!

Have you noticed something weird about Shawnqt?
Have you received text messages,
myspace comments,
& phone conversatons

About Fairies, Gnomes, Unicorns,
Gumdrops, and hetrosexual dragons?
Then you have experienced Shawn's Weird Phase!

It all started millions of seconds ago (Sunday)
When our master enjoyed the gentle company of
Fuzzy and Calvin...

Shawn had giveth Calvin the book...
what book is this you ask?
My beautiful dicklies and pu na nas,
the book is called


THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE


Yes, this very book was given to Calvin
so that he could choose the fate and destiny of
Shawn's Monday.
His mighty finger landed on "Go through a phase today"

Ahh, and so it was so, but there were many to choose from
An ANGRY PHASE
A SHY PHASE
AND YES...

FUZZY choose for Shawn to go through a 'WEIRD PHASE"
AND IT WAS SO...

Many were confused, by Shawn's weird antics,
as if he has gone off the deep end, but I tell you this...
it was a grand phase for all to see, and we hope that you
have enjoyed it so, for soon will come another day that
Shawn will choose his fate with in
THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE


and this time, maybe ShawnQt really will become crazy!

This has been brought to you by the Gnomes of Shawn's Imagination.
Would you likesome Unicorn chips?

Of course not, you humans suck on dicklies and pu na nas!
What WEIRD choices you decide to put in your mouths!
Just spread there legs open, and do your business!

and you call us WEIRD for eating Unicorn chips?
Hmmph!

8 comments:

Dayne Avery said...

This post scared me and made me want a strong vodka and crandberry.

Marz said...

(dayne's a lush. LOL)

Anyways, I go through phases all the time. It's normal for me.(LOL)


-Marz

Rodney said...

You're not going crazy. You know better than that!

CJ said...

lol @ dickies and pu na nas...

Ladynay said...

iont even no wha 2 sai

Tony said...

Hmmm...sounds like an interesting book. Can i find that at Barnes & Nobles?

ReddMann said...

you are touched.

heartbreaker said...

i definitely asked myself that same question the other day lol